seductively-eats-a-bagel:

swiftlybeingsteph:

okwait:

thatenglishchap:

pirate-queen-ali:

thatenglishchap:

polymathematical:

monkeysaysficus:

great-tweets:

👀

They have nine beverages between the two of them

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

Beautiful finish

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dogs99999:

i hate the end of the semester so much! every day im like “ok honey u need to do x y and z or u will nearly fail all ur classes” and then when it comes down to it i’m watching 5 hours of youtube makeup tutorials 

callmebliss:

qsy-complains-a-lot:

m00-scharfschutzen:

anarcho-kaibaism:

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

The teamwork is fucking outstanding.

They earned those chips

star-anise:

onlysmallwings:

star-anise:

jackironsides:

kekmetic:

pylertalma:

pylertalma:

infinitywithoutparallel:

pylertalma:

My mom sent me a tiny man that I have to bury in the ground. Catholicism is wild

Wtf does this mean

I’m moving and selling my house and apparently there’s a patron saint of home selling and you literally bury this tiny man in front of your house to help sell it

How can Catholics act like this isn’t exactly what pagan witchcraft is?

I can’t believe I’m witnessing the rebirth of Protestantism on my dash, here in the year 2019

I’m not Catholic anymore but god damnit don’t badmouth our pagan rituals. These are legitimate folk practices that help people feel emotionally safe and spiritually connected! It’s not OUR fault High Protestantism is joyless and boring!

so it’s okay to be pagan as long i call the tiny man a saint when i ritually sacrifice him to the earth?

Now you’re getting it!!

rnatthewperry:

REASONS TO DATE ME

• im really pretty if im the only one in the room and theres no one to compare me to
• really though i have nice hair and i’d let u play with it
• also nice lips 
• im very nice 
• id probably never make you feel bad abt yourself and if i did i’d apologize for like 3000 yrs afterwards
• i’ll laugh at ur jokes
• i’ll always want to make out or be touching in some way
• i wear lots of sweaters so im basically adorable
• i’ll love u a lot

hypmos:

you ever look back on the ppl you used to find attractive and get mad at yourself for having bad taste?

metoo-3:

mollymauk-tealeaves:

doomsneigh:

Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

Good news y'all

charlesoberonn:

Thing I absolutely hate: Hasbro’s new “parody” versions of Monopoly

This is like the opposite of “How do you do fellow kids” and it’s 100x worse.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

eztosee:

It’s pumpkin season guise.

FEED THE PUMPKINS

baja-bee:

purutsukid:

the moon asks a question by dirgewithoutmusic

illustrated by purutsukid

facelesskinkyblackguyblog:

somecutething:

Owner fell asleep with her phone in her hand and the lights on again.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

I should like. make a database of books recs that’s “So You’ve Been Reading YA For Years And Have No Idea How To Go About Finding Adult Fiction That Isn’t Boring As Shit” 

damnalreadytakenurl:

5luv:

5luv:

5luv:

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

you cannot make this shit up

free our girl dorothy

namek-deactivated20190919:

today you, tomorrow me.

fluffygif:

He is so gentle & precious by kiwiandhisgothgf

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